All About Dhiren

[Intro] (Male Lead – English) Who keeps the escalators spinning when the fucking circuit blows? It is Dhiren the station supervisor, everybody fucking knows. Clocking in at Bank station with a massive fucking grin, While every useless wasteman wastes the coins we should have in. [Verse 1 – Drill – English] [Male Lead] Dhiren the station supervisor stands upon the barrier line, Dealing with this fucking chaos every single fucking time. Escalator engineers are acting like a bunch of pricks, While Dhiren the station supervisor sorts their broken bullshit bricks. You soggy chip, you could not fix a bog inside a brewery, Dhiren the station supervisor saves the platform faithfully. A roadman reject tries to jump the fucking ticket gate, Dhiren the station supervisor tells the plonker, mate, jog straight. [Verse 2 – Hip Hop – Punjabi] [Female Lead] Bank station de andar, shor machda ae roz, Dhiren the station supervisor rakhe pura oj. Escalator kharab ho gaya, saale sare chutiye, Dhiren the station supervisor khichda ehna di muthiye. O tera face like a smacked arse, ki tu bhonkan aaya, Dhiren the station supervisor ne billa bahr lagaya. Tu thick as two short planks, oh kudiye ni kamli, Dhiren the station supervisor di aawaz hai kamli. [Hook – Bhangra/Drill/Hip Hop Blend – English & Punjabi] [Call-and-Response Group Vocals] Dhiren the station supervisor, ehnu nachna vi aanda, Dhiren the station supervisor, saara shahar jamanda! Dhiren the station supervisor, what a fucking bouncing banger, Dhiren the station supervisor kills the fucking night-time anger. Dhiren the station supervisor, ni soni mutiyar, Dhiren the station supervisor saves the station, my yaar. [Verse 3 – Bhangra – Punjabi] [Male Lead] Bank underground vich bajda ae dhol, Dhiren the station supervisor di gallan da mol. Escalator engineer fass gaya vich machine, Dhiren the station supervisor is the fucking king of scene. O bin dipper saale, tera dimag gaya sad, Dhiren the station supervisor makes the bloody shithouse glad. Tu bottle job, tu Greggs reject, tera ki kasoor, Dhiren the station supervisor rakhe sabnu door. [Hook – Bhangra/Drill/Hip Hop Blend – English & Punjabi] [Call-and-Response Group Vocals] Dhiren the station supervisor, ehnu nachna vi aanda, Dhiren the station supervisor, saara shahar jamanda! Dhiren the station supervisor, what a fucking bouncing banger, Dhiren the station supervisor kills the fucking night-time anger. Dhiren the station supervisor, ni soni mutiyar, Dhiren the station supervisor saves the station, my yaar. [Bridge – Hip Hop – English] [Contrasting Character Voice] You gobshite mechanic, you are fucking cooked today, Dhiren the station supervisor takes the fucking wheel away. No more mid excuses and no fucking piss-take slack, Dhiren the station supervisor puts the Northern Line right back. For fuck sake, wind your neck in, you absolute fucking clown, Dhiren the station supervisor is the finest in the town. You fucking fuckwit screwup, you are bottom of the pile, While Dhiren the station supervisor runs it with a smile. [Verse 3 – Drill – English & Punjabi] [Female Lead] Midnight chaos hitting Bank when the power fucking drops, Dhiren the station supervisor handles all the fucking cops. Escalator engineers are crying like a broken child, Dhiren the station supervisor drives the fucking platform wild. Ni tu chheti aaja, ve mahiya mera yaar, Dhiren the station supervisor karda ae pyaar. Saale sare fuckwits are running out of steam, Dhiren the station supervisor rules the fucking team. [Hook – Bhangra/Drill/Hip Hop Blend – English & Punjabi] [Call-and-Response Group Vocals] Dhiren the station supervisor, ehnu nachna vi aanda, Dhiren the station supervisor, saara shahar jamanda! Dhiren the station supervisor, what a fucking bouncing banger, Dhiren the station supervisor kills the fucking night-time anger. Dhiren the station supervisor, ni soni mutiyar, Dhiren the station supervisor saves the station, my yaar. [Hook – Bhangra/Drill/Hip Hop Blend – English & Punjabi] [Layered Ensemble Harmonies] Dhiren the station supervisor, ehnu nachna vi aanda, Dhiren the station supervisor, saara shahar jamanda! Dhiren the station supervisor, what a fucking bouncing banger, Dhiren the station supervisor kills the fucking night-time anger. Dhiren the station supervisor, ni soni mutiyar, Dhiren the station supervisor saves the station, my yaar. [Outro] (Spoken Delivery & Ad-libs – English) Dhiren the station supervisor, absolute fucking legend of Bank station. Escalator engineers can jog on back to the fucking scrapyard, mate. Dhiren the station supervisor saved the night once again, you bunch of shithouses. Sonix portal drop, Dhiren the station supervisor for fucking president.