Last train home

[Intro – Duo] Yo dickhead, look at the bastard clock ticking down fast. Empty fucking platform, our shit night didn't fucking last. Where's the Last train? We missed the only ride home, bitch. Stuck in the gutter, that Last train left us in a ditch. [Verse 1 – Garage] Two-step on the platform, garage bass pumping in my head. Sprinting through turnstiles, sweating out the shit you said. Red lights fade in the fog, what an absolute fucking pain. Screaming at the bitch guard, waving to the Last train. You drunk asshole, why'd you stall at the fucking bar? Now we got no cash, no keys, and no bastard car. Missed the Last train home, stranded like two fucking clowns. Freezing on the platform while this shit city shuts down. [Pre-Chorus – Duo] Tick-tock, you prick, the Last train is fucking dead. Nursery bells ringing loud, fucked inside my head. That bastard Last train rolled right off the fucking track. Stranded in the shit, bitch, no way of turning back. [Chorus – Garage / Nursery Rhyme] Ding-dong bell, we missed the fucking Last train. Last train left us sitting in the bastard rain. Run, run, fast, you can't catch the Last train. Last train gone, driving my asshole brain insane. Bye-bye birdie, we lost the fucking Last train. Last train left two dickheads in cold fucking pain. [Verse 2 – Nursery Rhyme] Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. The clock struck one, the Last train is fucking done. Three blind mice, see how the bastards fucking run. The Last train slammed its doors, having all the fun. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, had a great fucking fall. Missed the Last train home, nowhere to sleep at all. Jack and Jill went up the hill for cheap fucking beer. Missed the Last train, stuck in this asshole nightmare here. [Pre-Chorus – Duo] Tick-tock, you prick, the Last train is fucking dead. Nursery bells ringing loud, fucked inside my head. That bastard Last train rolled right off the fucking track. Stranded in the shit, bitch, no way of turning back. [Chorus – Garage / Nursery Rhyme] Ding-dong bell, we missed the fucking Last train. Last train left us sitting in the bastard rain. Run, run, fast, you can't catch the Last train. Last train gone, driving my asshole brain insane. Bye-bye birdie, we lost the fucking Last train. Last train left two dickheads in cold fucking pain. [Bridge – Duo] You're a fucking idiot, look at what you've done. Shut your bastard mouth, you're the useless one! That Last train was our only shot to get to bed. Now the Last train is gone, leaving us fucking dead. Freezing on this bench, two assholes in the night. Missed the Last train home, nothing about this is right. [Verse 3 – Garage] Garage bass skipping, but my phone battery is low. No fucking cab, no bastard bus, nowhere left to go. That Last train was the ticket out of this fucking mess. Now we're pacing concrete in pure bastard distress. Chasing shadows where that fucking Last train flew. Stuck with an asshole, yeah I fucking hate you too. [Chorus – Garage / Nursery Rhyme] Ding-dong bell, we missed the fucking Last train. Last train left us sitting in the bastard rain. Run, run, fast, you can't catch the Last train. Last train gone, driving my asshole brain insane. Bye-bye birdie, we lost the fucking Last train. Last train left two dickheads in cold fucking pain. Ring around the rosie, fuck the bastard Last train. Last train vanished, nothing left for us to gain. [Outro – Duo] Last train, Last train, you fucked us up tonight, bitch. Two dumb bastards stranded in the cold dark ditch. Last train ain't returning, we're fucked until the dawn. Last train pulled away, and all our hope is gone.