Makes People

[Intro] (Male Lead) Hey Onion you absolute fucking piece of shit Why do you make people cry with your bollocks You stupid waste of good fucking oxygen Onion you fucking prick you make people sick [Verse 1] (Female Lead) Onion you absolute shithouse and fucking wanker Walking round town like a goddamn bank robber Onion you useless fucking cockwomble and twat You couldn't organise a piss-up in a fucking flat Onion you bloody pillock you make people cry Every fucking day of the week until we die Onion you bampot you absolute fucking dickhead Look at the mess you left in the fucking bed Onion you little scrote you fucking waste of space Everyone spits right in your fucking ugly face Onion you plonker you make people sob and weep While you lie there snoring like a fucking sheep [Pre-Chorus] (Spoken Delivery) Onion you shitgibbon wind your neck right in You fucking goblin living in a garbage bin Onion you absolute bottle job get in the sea You fucking disaster making people misery [Chorus] (Group Vocals) Onion makes people cry Onion you fucking whore Onion makes people scream and smash the fucking door Onion makes people sick Onion you bloody clown Onion makes people drown in fucking boiling town Onion makes people weep Onion you fucking pest Onion makes people die and put us to the test Onion makes people curse Onion you fucking rot Onion makes people hate the fucking life they got [Verse 2] (Male Lead) Onion you absolute gobshite and fucking drone Always whining down the fucking telephone Onion you soggy chip you fucking useless slag Carrying your failure in a plastic bag Onion you fucking prick you make people groan Sitting on your arse upon a fucking throne Onion you muppet you make people smash plates Standing at the bloody pearly fucking gates Onion you waste of skin you fucking absolute bog Smelling like a rancid rotting fucking dog Onion you bampot you make people scream blue murder Pushing every single fucking person further [Pre-Chorus] (Female Lead) Onion you shitgibbon wind your neck right in You fucking goblin living in a garbage bin Onion you absolute bottle job get in the sea You fucking disaster making people misery [Chorus] (Group Vocals) Onion makes people cry Onion you fucking whore Onion makes people scream and smash the fucking door Onion makes people sick Onion you bloody clown Onion makes people drown in fucking boiling town Onion makes people weep Onion you fucking pest Onion makes people die and put us to the test Onion makes people curse Onion you fucking rot Onion makes people hate the fucking life they got [Bridge] (Call-And-Response Group Vocals) (Lead:) Onion what the fuck is wrong with your brain (Chorus:) Onion you make people go completely insane (Lead:) Onion why do you cause so much fucking pain (Chorus:) Onion you make people drown in acid rain (Lead:) Onion you absolute bastard of a man (Chorus:) Onion ruin every fucking master plan [Verse 3] (Male & Female Trading Lines) (Male:) Onion you fucking prick you make people weep (Female:) Onion you make the whole fucking village creep (Male:) Onion you wanker you make people smash teeth (Female:) Onion you fucking snake hiding underneath (Male:) Onion you pillock you make people lose jobs (Female:) Onion you absolute king of all the slobs [Chorus] (Layered Ensemble Harmonies) Onion makes people cry Onion you fucking whore Onion makes people scream and smash the fucking door Onion makes people sick Onion you bloody clown Onion makes people drown in fucking boiling town Onion makes people weep Onion you fucking pest Onion makes people die and put us to the test Onion makes people curse Onion you fucking rot Onion makes people hate the fucking life they got Onion makes people cry Onion you fucking whore Onion makes people scream forevermore [Outro] (Ad-Lib/Chant Group Vocals) Onion you fucking cunt fuck off forever Onion you useless prick you are never clever Onion you shithouse die in a fucking ditch Onion you absolute miserable fucking bitch