Gary Runs The Line

[Intro] Gary down in Bank station tunnels screaming out loud Gary rules the platforms while the commuters crowd Gary is the manager who runs this fucking show Gary tells the engineers just where they have to go [Verse 1 – Rock] Gary stands right by the tracks and shouts at every prick Gary knows these contractors are lazy and too thick Gary hates a bottle job when pipes begin to burst Gary is the fucking boss who sees the worst to first Gary watches scrotes behave like absolute disgrace Gary puts a cockwomble right back in his place Gary yells at fuckwits who are messing with the train Gary drives the engineers completely fucking insane [Chorus] Gary runs the station, Gary owns the line Gary is the manager who says you're doing fine Gary checks the tunnels, Gary takes control Gary is the fucking king of every single hole Gary yells at contractors, Gary makes them sweat Gary is the hardest bastard you will ever met [Verse 2 – Punk] Gary hates a bellend who won't listen to his word Gary thinks these lazy shithouses are truly absurd Gary grabs a dickhead by the collar of his vest Gary tells the engineers to put their skills to test Gary calls a wasteman out for slacking on the floor Gary boots the gobshite straight right out the station door Gary is a fucking beast who never takes no slack Gary gets the underground right back upon the track [Chorus] Gary runs the station, Gary owns the line Gary is the manager who says you're doing fine Gary checks the tunnels, Gary takes control Gary is the fucking king of every single hole Gary yells at contractors, Gary makes them sweat Gary is the hardest bastard you will ever met [Bridge / Guitar Solo cue] Gary screaming down the radio with furious hate Gary telling engineers they're running way too late Gary doesn't give a fuck about your lazy excuse Gary lets the contractors unleash the wild abuse Gary stands triumphant as the final train pulls in Gary takes another bloody victory and win [Verse 3] Gary inspects every bolt and every rusty track Gary tells the contractors they better watch their back Gary is the manager who rules the dark abyss Gary knows these fucking fools are taking too much piss Gary keeps the underground from turning into rust Gary turns incompetence to fucking ash and dust [Chorus] Gary runs the station, Gary owns the line Gary is the manager who says you're doing fine Gary checks the tunnels, Gary takes control Gary is the fucking king of every single hole Gary yells at contractors, Gary makes them sweat Gary is the hardest bastard you will ever met [Chorus] Gary runs the station, Gary owns the line Gary is the manager who says you're doing fine Gary checks the tunnels, Gary takes control Gary is the fucking king of every single hole Gary yells at contractors, Gary makes them sweat Gary is the hardest bastard you will ever met [Outro] Gary is the fucking boss Gary never takes a loss Gary rules the underground Gary is the best around