Lois

[Intro] Yeah, turn that fucking shit up! This ain't no sweet lullaby, this track's for real, you bastards. Gonna tell you 'bout a force of nature, a goddamn wrecking ball. It's all about Lois, motherfuckers, and you're about to hear it all. [Verse 1] Walk into her fucking room, it's a disaster zone, I swear. Dirty clothes and empty wrappers, shit scattered everywhere. That messy bedroom, Lois, it's a fucking state, but I don't care. Got that ADHD brain, Lois, a whirlwind in the air. Always buzzing, never slowing, a real goddamn fire. She'll be eating hot dogs, Lois, piled up higher and higher. Got that focus, then it's gone, a beautiful fucking mess. Yeah, that's my Lois, no less, no more, just pure fucking stress. But in the chaos, there's a genius, a spark you can't deny. This is for Lois, the only fucking truth, until I die. [Pre-Chorus] They don't understand you, Lois, they're just too fucking slow. But I see the magic in you, Lois, watch your spirit glow. No fake smiles, no bullshit, you just let your true self show. Get ready for the anthem, Lois, let the whole damn world know. [Chorus] Oh, Lois, Lois, you're the baddest fucking bitch I know! Yeah, Lois, Lois, watch your wild heart fucking grow! Every single fucking day, Lois, you put on quite a show! Oh, Lois, Lois, you're a goddamn supernova, don't you know? Lois, Lois, spinning chaos, watch your spirit flow! You're the queen of my damn world, Lois, watch you fucking go! [Verse 2] Out in Thorpe village, Lois, on her bike, she's tearing by. Wind in her hair, no fucks given, a glint right in her eye. She's a Ju-jitsu queen, Lois, you better not fucking try. One swift move, you're on your ass, looking up at the sky. Got a fat head full of thoughts, Lois, a million plans untold. She's got stories in her laughter, more precious than pure gold. She’ll drop a punchline like a brick, a fucking savage wit. Never a dull moment, Lois, that’s just how you fucking live it. From the mats to the main street, you dominate and lead. Yeah, that’s my Lois, planting power, sowing every seed. [Pre-Chorus] They don't understand you, Lois, they're just too fucking slow. But I see the magic in you, Lois, watch your spirit glow. No fake smiles, no bullshit, you just let your true self show. Get ready for the anthem, Lois, let the whole damn world know. [Chorus] Oh, Lois, Lois, you're the baddest fucking bitch I know! Yeah, Lois, Lois, watch your wild heart fucking grow! Every single fucking day, Lois, you put on quite a show! Oh, Lois, Lois, you're a goddamn supernova, don't you know? Lois, Lois, spinning chaos, watch your spirit flow! You're the queen of my damn world, Lois, watch you fucking go! [Verse 3] She’s a goddamn Cookie Monster, Lois, when the hunger hits. Crushing snacks and making noise, throwing fucking fits. Got that ADHD energy, Lois, never fucking quits. From dawn 'til dusk, she's on the go, shattering all the limits. Another hot dog, Lois, 'cause one is never enough. She's got that grit, that fire, that unbreakable fucking stuff. She'll tell you straight, no sugar-coating, calling out your bluff. Yeah, that's my Lois, a diamond in the rough, but never soft. She takes no shit from anyone, don't even try to play. She's a fucking legend, Lois, come what may, come what may. [Pre-Chorus] They don't understand you, Lois, they're just too fucking slow. But I see the magic in you, Lois, watch your spirit glow. No fake smiles, no bullshit, you just let your true self show. Get ready for the anthem, Lois, let the whole damn world know. [Chorus] Oh, Lois, Lois, you're the baddest fucking bitch I know! Yeah, Lois, Lois, watch your wild heart fucking grow! Every single fucking day, Lois, you put on quite a show! Oh, Lois, Lois, you're a goddamn supernova, don't you know? Lois, Lois, spinning chaos, watch your spirit flow! You're the queen of my damn world, Lois, watch you fucking go! [Drop] Fucking Lois! Yeah! Hear that shit? It's for Lois! No other bastard comes close! This track's for my Lois, motherfucker, hear the fucking boast! [Bridge] From her messy bedroom to the Thorpe village roads, she flies. With hot dog breath and fierce Ju-jitsu, she conquers and defies. That fat head full of genius, no fucking compromise. Yeah, Lois, you're the real deal, shining in my fucking eyes. Forget the haters and the dickheads, they're just full of fucking lies. You're the queen, Lois, the fucking legend, reaching for the skies. [Chorus] Oh, Lois, Lois, you're the baddest fucking bitch I know! Yeah, Lois, Lois, watch your wild heart fucking grow! Every single fucking day, Lois, you put on quite a show! Oh, Lois, Lois, you're a goddamn supernova, don't you know? Lois, Lois, spinning chaos, watch your spirit flow! You're the queen of my damn world, Lois, watch you fucking go