Poor Cant Afford

[Intro] (Male Lead) Empty wallet on the cold floor, Broke ass, what a fucking disaster Not a single copper coin left, Broke ass, you absolute bastard Staring at the rotting fridge, Broke ass, you fucking clown Watching all your miserable dreams come crashing right down [Verse 1] (Female Lead) Broke ass, you cant afford a slice of moldy bread Broke ass, sleeping on a mattress stuffed with dread You are a worthless shithouse, living in the dirt Broke ass, wearing holes inside your fucking shirt You try to buy a pint but your card is fucking declined Broke ass, you are the most useless prick defined A pathetic wanker begging on the fucking street Broke ass, with no goddamn shoes upon your feet [Pre-Chorus] (Male Lead) You are a bloody hell disaster, Broke ass, you useless prick Broke ass, your whole miserable life is making me sick Broke ass, you could not organise a piss-up in a brewery Broke ass, drowning in your own pathetic misery [Chorus] (Ensemble Harmony) Broke ass, you cant afford a damn thing, you stupid fuck Broke ass, sitting there relying on zero fucking luck Broke ass, you are a wasteman living in the cold shit Broke ass, staring at a bank balance that is totally tit Broke ass, you useless bellend, what a fucking waste Broke ass, spitting out a bitter fucking taste Broke ass, you absolute knobhead, broke as hell Broke ass, rotting in your tiny prison cell [Verse 2] (Contrasting Character Voice) Broke ass, looking at the menu with your empty hands Broke ass, living out the dumbest fucking plans You are a total pillock, crying in the rain Broke ass, driving everyone completely fucking insane Broke ass, you cant even pay the goddamn rent Broke ass, every single coin is fucking spent You are a broke ass bastard, looking like a total clown Broke ass, the biggest joke in this whole fucking town [Pre-Chorus] (Female Lead) You are a bloody hell disaster, Broke ass, you useless prick Broke ass, your whole miserable life is making me sick Broke ass, you could not organise a piss-up in a brewery Broke ass, drowning in your own pathetic misery [Chorus] (Ensemble Harmony) Broke ass, you cant afford a damn thing, you stupid fuck Broke ass, sitting there relying on zero fucking luck Broke ass, you are a wasteman living in the cold shit Broke ass, staring at a bank balance that is totally tit Broke ass, you useless bellend, what a fucking waste Broke ass, spitting out a bitter fucking taste Broke ass, you absolute knobhead, broke as hell Broke ass, rotting in your tiny prison cell [Bridge] (Call-And-Response Group Vocals) (Hey!) Broke ass, you are a massive tosser (Hey!) Broke ass, a pathetic street-level crosser (Hey!) Broke ass, you cannot buy a ticket (Hey!) Broke ass, go crawl inside a thicket (Hey!) Broke ass, you are a total fuckwit (Hey!) Broke ass, and you know you fucking suit it [Verse 3] (Male Lead) Broke ass, staring at the ceiling in the dark Broke ass, freezing in the empty local park You are a absolute shithouse of a man Broke ass, ruining every fucking master plan Broke ass, you are a complete and utter melt Broke ass, feeling every single blow you dealt [Chorus] (Final, Lifted, Ensemble Harmony) Broke ass, you cant afford a damn thing, you stupid fuck Broke ass, sitting there relying on zero fucking luck Broke ass, you are a wasteman living in the cold shit Broke ass, staring at a bank balance that is totally tit Broke ass, you useless bellend, what a fucking waste Broke ass, spitting out a bitter fucking taste Broke ass, you absolute knobhead, broke as hell Broke ass, rotting in your tiny prison cell Broke ass, forever broke and fucking cursed Broke ass, hitting rock bottom and then some worse [Outro] (Spoken Delivery) Yeah, look at you, Broke ass Absolute fucking loser Not a penny to your name, you bampot Get in the sea, Broke ass