Come London Going

[Intro – English] Ahssan, come london going back to Brum today, bloody hell. Chaiwalla coffee pouring, what a fucking waste of breath. Ahssan my boy, you absolute dickhead, let it bang. This track is brutal, so suck my fucking bollocks, man. [Verse 1 – Punjabi] Ahssan ve sun lai, tu bada maderchod hai, Birmingham vala lund ka baal bhadwa, sun le od. Ahssan tera baap bhi cocksucker randi ka bachha hai, Kithe gaya tera yar, sale madarchod tu kachra hai. Ahssan ni teri ma di fuddi vich mera lund, Tu gaddi vich baith ke chole bhature khanda kaund. Ahssan mera yaar hai par tu ek number da bhadwa, London ton Birmingham bhajjda firda oye chutiya thadwa. Ahssan chakk bottle whiskey di te pe le madarchod, Teriyan harkatan dekh ke lagda tu maderchod. Ahssan tera muh jivein tatti vich phasi ho landi, Saddi gali vich aake na kar tu bekaar di gandhi. Ahssan oye lodu, London to Birmingham jaana, Chaiwalla coffee pee ke rohna na randa marda taana. [Hook – Punjabi] Ahssan oye Ahssan, tu chutiya maderchod hai, Ahssan tera lund kateeda bhadwa bada hardcore hai. Ahssan oh Ahssan, teri ma di fuddi vich mera ball, Ahssan you absolute twat, let the fucking bass drop, y'all. [Verse 2 – Trap] Ahssan you fucking wasteland reject, look at your face, Ahssan you stupid cockwomble running this fucking race. Ahssan sipping chaiwalla coffee, acting like a big shot mug, Ahssan you bollock-brain bastard, get back on the rug. Ahssan you piece of shit, tomorrow you're heading back to Brum, Ahssan you absolute bellend, go finger your own mum. Ahssan you prick, you're as thick as two short planks, Ahssan take your fake designer gear and sod off ranks. Ahssan you bleeding heart pussyhole, crying like a slag, Ahssan you utter wanker, dragging your worthless bag. Ahssan you absolute scrote, you can't even hold my pint, Ahssan you smelly twat, your whole life is out of joint. Ahssan you fucking muppet, going back on the train, Ahssan you screaming shitgibbon, driving me fucking insane. [Hook – Punjabi] Ahssan oye Ahssan, tu chutiya maderchod hai, Ahssan tera lund kateeda bhadwa bada hardcore hai. Ahssan oh Ahssan, teri ma di fuddi vich mera ball, Ahssan you absolute twat, let the fucking bass drop, y'all. [Bridge – Punjabi] Ahssan ni chhad ohnu, sala harami tatta hai, London vich coffee peeke Birmingham nu bhajda hai. Ahssan ve sun lai, tu bhenchod da puttar hai, Chaiwalla coffee peenda firda jivein koi kuttar hai. Ahssan tu maraa le, sale madarchod ki aulad, Kal nu tu jaana, teri shakal te gandi fikaar ki yaad. [Verse 3 – Bhangra] Ahssan oye Ahssan, tu randi da jaaya, London aake tu saala ki kachra machaaya. Ahssan tera lund wangu khadke na kade yaar, Ahssan tu bhadwa, tera muh jivein ganda khada pahaad. Ahssan ni chaiwalla coffee peeke tu fukra barda, Birmingham jaake tu fer rovega, oye charda. Ahssan ve khed lai apni gandh di ye baazi, Ahssan you fucking bastard, teri har harkat haraami. [Hook – Punjabi] Ahssan oye Ahssan, tu chutiya maderchod hai, Ahssan tera lund kateeda bhadwa bada hardcore hai. Ahssan oh Ahssan, teri ma di fuddi vich mera ball, Ahssan you absolute twat, let the fucking bass drop, y'all. [Hook – Punjabi] Ahssan oye Ahssan, tu chutiya maderchod hai, Ahssan tera lund kateeda bhadwa bada hardcore hai. Ahssan oh Ahssan, teri ma di fuddi vich mera ball, Ahssan you absolute twat, let the fucking bass drop, y'all. [Outro – English] Ahssan you fucking dickhead, get on your train to Birmingham already. Chaiwalla coffee spilling on your trousers, you absolute melt. Bye-bye Ahssan, you greasy bastard, fuck off and don't come back. Piss take is over, suck my bollocks, bloody hell.