Poser

[Intro] Look at this fucking clown, yeah, Gary Hibbs, Flexing his chest, acting hard in the crib, Gary Hibbs, you bald dickhead, put the bottle down, Gary Hibbs is the biggest fucking poser in this town. [Verse 1] Gary Hibbs wakes up and stares right in the glass, Checking his receding hairline, looking like pure ass, Pumping dirty steroids, pinning gear inside his thigh, Gary Hibbs acts tough, but he's living in a lie. Down the bookies every morning, wasting Millie's fucking cash, Gambling on the bloody horses, heading for a crash, Gary Hibbs drinks cold Corona, acting superstar, Stupid bastard Gary Hibbs is rowdy at the bar. [Chorus] Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser, flexing in the mirror screen, Gary Hibbs, you juiced-up bastard, hairline receding and mean, Gary Hibbs drinks cold Corona, spilling shit across the floor, Gary Hibbs, you gambling dickhead, bookies knocking at the door, Gary Hibbs, you fucking asshole, Millie's screaming in your face, Gary Hibbs, you crazy bitch, you are a total fucking disgrace. [Verse 2] Little Isla and young Albie watch him act a fool, Gary Hibbs thinks taking steroids makes a father cool, Millie's screaming in the kitchen while he bets the rent, Gary Hibbs has blown the mortgage, every penny spent. Got a frosty cold Corona in his greasy mitt, Gary Hibbs looks in the mirror, thinking he's the shit. Comb that dying hairline forward, Gary Hibbs, you clown, You're the biggest fucking poser walking round this town. [Chorus] Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser, flexing in the mirror screen, Gary Hibbs, you juiced-up bastard, hairline receding and mean, Gary Hibbs drinks cold Corona, spilling shit across the floor, Gary Hibbs, you gambling dickhead, bookies knocking at the door, Gary Hibbs, you fucking asshole, Millie's screaming in your face, Gary Hibbs, you crazy bitch, you are a total fucking disgrace. [Bridge / Guitar Solo cue] Gary Hibbs, you fucking prick, check your reflection one more time, Gary Hibbs is chugging cheap Corona with a rotten lime, Gary Hibbs is shooting steroids till his fucking heart explodes, Gary Hibbs, you gambling bastard, running down the dead-end roads, Gary Hibbs, poor Millie, Isla, Albie want a better dad, Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser, you are driving them all mad. [Verse 3] Gary Hibbs is losing parlays, betting cash on every race, Steroid sweat is dripping down his ugly, red, pathetic face. Little Albie, pretty Isla, wonder where the money went, Gary Hibbs just looks in mirrors, flexing till his back is bent. Gary Hibbs, you bald-ass bastard, put away the cold Corona, Gary Hibbs, you fake-ass tough guy, just a useless fucking moaner. [Chorus] Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser, flexing in the mirror screen, Gary Hibbs, you juiced-up bastard, hairline receding and mean, Gary Hibbs drinks cold Corona, spilling shit across the floor, Gary Hibbs, you gambling dickhead, bookies knocking at the door, Gary Hibbs, you fucking asshole, Millie's screaming in your face, Gary Hibbs, you crazy bitch, you are a total fucking disgrace. [Chorus] Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser, flexing in the mirror screen, Gary Hibbs, you juiced-up bastard, hairline receding and mean, Gary Hibbs drinks cold Corona, spilling shit across the floor, Gary Hibbs, you gambling dickhead, bookies knocking at the door, Gary Hibbs, you fucking asshole, Millie's screaming in your face, Gary Hibbs, you crazy bitch, you are a total fucking disgrace. [Outro] Gary Hibbs, step from the mirror, you receding fucking clown, Gary Hibbs, you juiced-up gambler, Millie's gonna knock you down, Gary Hibbs, Corona-sipping dickhead, pack your fucking bibs, Gary Hibbs, Gary Hibbs, you fucking poser Gary Hibbs!